A GOOD MONTREAL FAN:
Won’t have another favourite team also.
Will have a real dislike for Toronto and Boston, and probably Ottawa.
Won’t stop rooting for them if you live in, or close to, another NHL city.
Will feel lousy anytime the team loses.
Is proud to say you’re a Habs fan in any circle of people.
Will never admit that Howe was better than Richard.
Really, really wishes they’d win the Cup soon.
Will say that Harvey comes right after Orr for greatest defenceman, even if you’ve never even saw a film clip of him.
Really misses the Forum.
Really misses Claude Mouton.
Really misses Danny Gallivan and Rene Lecavalier.
Never bets against them in sport select-type lotteries.
Won’t sing that wretched song when the game is close.