I mentioned a few weeks ago that if the NHL goes on strike in a year or two, I’m going to have to find something different to blog about, and it occurred to me that a Dear Abby thing might work.
This happened today and would make an excellent Dear Dennis entry;
I was at the dentist today and as usual, there were several seconds of sharp pain as the hygienist cleaned and later the dentist picked about. On the way out, the nurse said to take a free toothbrush from the free toothbrush basket, and I took three. But I think the receptionist saw me take more than one. What should I do to not feel guilty?
They hurt you, remember? They owe you more than one lousy toothbrush. You should’ve taken four.