Hey, You’ve Got Our Expos. What More Do You Want?
April 15, 2010 in Bobby Hull, Bobby Orr, Detroit Red Wings, Gaston, Gordie Howe, Los Angeles Kings, Montreal Canadiens, Montreal Expos, NHL playoffs, Washington Capitals, Wayne Gretzky Tags: Alex Ovechkin, Alex Semin, Barack Obama, Bobby Orr, Claude Provost, Gordie Howe, Jaroslav Halak, Jose Theodore, Paul Newman, Toe Blake, Wayne Gretzky
I hope you didn’t shave today. It’s playoff time. If you did, what were you thinking?
The goalies are set – Halak and Theodore - and the hockey world waits for the Washington slaughter of the Habs to begin. It’s not going to be the least bit fair, no it’s not. The Caps are too big, too slick, too many points in the regular season. Barack Obama cheers for them. They’re perfect. They’re not human. What a team.
Why don’t they just give the Stanley Cup to the Washington Capitals and be done with it?
But the Montreal Canadiens and fans have other plans. Like winning the series, for instance. It’s just going to take some firsts.
They need to win the first faceoff of the game and get the puck into the Caps end and start the momentum. They need the first big hit and the first goal. They need to win the first period, the first fight, and all the races to the puck in corners. And a win in the first game would be lovely although a win in game two would be almost as good. Maybe as good.
They also need to send a 90 mile-an-hour puck into Alex Ovechkin’s teeth.
And about the fights? Be careful with Alexander Semin. He plays the bongos.
Habs can win. Montreal has the aura, the CH, and the best-looking women in North America. Washington enjoys our Expos and had George Bush living there.
And yes, I know what you’re saying. The game is played on the ice so forget about the women and George Bush. But the Canadiens are not the worst team in the history of the world, and the Capitals are not the best. It’s closer than what many think. The Habs have good scorers who haven’t scored lately. That’s the biggest problem. If the scorers can get it together, things become much different.
And about Alex Ovechkin. One man has never made a hockey team. Please refer to the 2010 Russian Olympic hockey team.
Detroit didn’t win every year because they had Gordie Howe. Or Boston with Orr, Hull with Chicago, Gretzky in LA, Newman with the Charlestown Chiefs. A lot is made about Ovechkin, but it’s a team sport. He’s a guy who has to be watched carefully, checked hard, trash-talked to, get him off his game. Toe Blake told Claude Provost to shadow Bobby Hull, so whenever Hull jumped on the ice, so did Provost. If Hull was out of the play, Provost stayed with him. When Hull went back to the bench, Provost escorted him. If he would’ve been allowed, Provost probably would have followed him down the hall when the period ended.
Just don’t let Ovechkin get wound up, and fire a few 90 mile an hour pucks near his gap-toothed grin.
If Montreal can gain even a split in Washington, everything changes. The Habs will have new-found confidence, the Caps will see some of their’s disappear, and TV analysts will begin to sing a different tune. The odds in Vegas will change slightly, and Habs fans will believe even more.
It’s game day. I’m ready. Gaston’s going to watch it with me. Dishonest John will have his lucky shirt, I’m sure. Danno will have the Victory shirt ready to go. And I didn’t shave today.
I’m ready, you’re ready. We’re all ready. GO HABS!