Two Guys And A Gomez

Is Gomez gone yet?
Gomez who?
Gomez. You know, the guy who never scores?
Oh yeah. Eric Gomez. Plays soccer in Mexico.
No No No. Not Eric Gomez. Scott Gomez.
I’ve never heard of a Scott Gomez playing soccer in Mexico. Is he good?
Not in Mexico. Montreal. And he doesn’t play soccer. He plays hockey.
How come he plays if he never scores?
We don’t know. Thank you for asking.
Is he related to Mario?
Who’s Mario?
Mario Gomez. He’s a soccer player in Germany who never scores.
Never scores? So how come he plays if he never scores?
We don’t know. Thank you for asking.
Asking what?
Is Gomez gone yet?
Gomez who?

2 thoughts on “Two Guys And A Gomez”

  1. We need patience. He will be gone, but we have to wait. I look forward to that day with great anticipation and the beer I shall have when it’s finally announced will taste like gold.

    He’ll either be traded (could happen), sent down, or bought out (if that amnesty clause kicks in). What oh what will his fate be. I bet he’ll actually be traded. I don’t know it will happen but some sucker will take him and I hope he takes Bourque as part of the deal!

    I hope they announce the new coach soon. I’m dying to hear some news. Last thing I heard was about Dudley coming here but after that, nothing.

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