Those Bruins Bastards
June 3, 2013 in Boston Bruins, Montreal Canadiens, NHL playoffs, Pittsburgh Penguins, Sidney Crosby Tags: Brad Marchand, Brenden Morrow, Evgeny Malkin, Jerome Iginla, Matt Cooke, Milan Luic, Sidney Crosby, Zdeno Chara
You don’t hate the Boston Bruins more than I do. Looking at them hurts my eyes. Messes with my mind and mood. If they’re about to go all the way, I might walk on nails, get my chest hairs ripped out with duct tape, and visit the dentist, all around game time of the final night.
But I sure respect what they’re doing right now. At this writing, it’s 5-1 Bruins in the third period of game two. Boston also won the first, with both games on the road. They’re playing like they can win it all. They’re shutting the Pens down. They’re tough and disciplined and everyone seems to be on the same page.
It hurts me to write that.
This is what the Canadiens have to become. Tough, with scorers scoring. With a goaltender to be relied upon. With a strong defence. With a few more bigger bodies.
What a novelty act the Bruins have going. Everyone playing well at the same time. I’m not used to that as a Habs fan.
And as much as I despise the Bruins, Matt Cooke plays for Pittsburgh. So what’s a neutral fan to do?
Pittsburgh isn’t exactly on my wish list. And they’re in deep trouble, even though they finished head and shoulders above everyone else in the east during the regular season, with 72 points, nine more than the second-place Habs.
They were unstoppable. They grabbed Jerome Iginla and Brenden Morrow to join Sidney Crosby and Evgeni Malkin. They enjoyed a 15-game winning streak late in the season. They were a machine.
And the Bruins are killing them.
Boston was nothing to write home about during the regular season, ending up with one point less than Montreal and showing little of what we’ve become accustomed to in the past few years. Milan Lucic, Brad Marchand, and Zdeno Chara were only heavy winds instead of gale force hurricanes. It was like the Bruins in general had seen better days.
But this team obviously knew what they’re doing, and even though the Habs finished ahead of them, they weren’t about to concede anything. The playoffs are a different animal, and the Bruins seem to have it figured out.
Most of them only made it to grade three, but they’ve got the playoffs figured out.