I bought a brand new size large Montreal Expos t-shirt the other day, brought it home, washed it, and now it’s a size small, which means I’ve never worn it and never will.
Twice I dialed a Telus 1-800 number, twice the phone rang, and twice my friend Mike in Toronto, who has a 905 area code, picked it up. How could this be?
Have a great night. Get a good night’s sleep. Then wake up, enjoy a heart breakfast, and help a little old lady across the street. You never know, she might be a billionaire with no friends or relatives.