They Must Have Forgotten Their Jersey Milk
January 20, 2013 in Montreal Canadiens Tags: Habs, Neilson's Jersey Milk
It’s obvious now what happened. The boys didn’t have their Neilson’s Jersey Milk before the game last night.
The second paragraph in the ad says it all. Why, oh why, didn’t they have their Jersey Milk? Who’s responsible?
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January 20th, 2013 at 2:25 pm
I think the Neilson’s Jersey Milk chocolate and Guiness diet is what the Habs need to get out of their funk.
And it can get you onto the podiom for the Sochi Olympics in 2014:
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January 20th, 2013 at 2:37 pm
Danno, I’ve sent the Guinness ad to my brother. That’s his favourite beer and I’m hoping he uses this for his desktop.
January 20th, 2013 at 4:17 pm
My expectations are low, so last night wasn’t a surprise. Bourque looks like he cares this year, a plus. Really, aside from Glenn Healy’s oral Leafgasim and Grape’s self-congratulations, it was an OK night. The Habs are skating, we have only 47 games of this stuff and the future is extremely bright. I’ll have a barley pop instead!
January 20th, 2013 at 4:48 pm
Mike, I thought Bourque showed a little more life too. Maybe even a little less weight. I’m hoping the future is bright but I’m not entirely convinced.
January 21st, 2013 at 6:21 am
Jersey Milk is such a boring chocolate bar. It has no personality, is flat like hell, and reeks of sadness. The packaging is all fancy but it’s like a lonely little soul doing something to scream for attention.
Reese’s Peanut Butter Cups however, would have guaranteed a win.