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They Must Have Forgotten Their Jersey Milk

January 20, 2013 in Montreal Canadiens Tags: ,

It’s obvious now what happened. The boys didn’t have their Neilson’s Jersey Milk before the game last night.

The second paragraph in the ad says it all. Why, oh why, didn’t they have their Jersey Milk? Who’s responsible?

Chocolate bar


5 Responses to “They Must Have Forgotten Their Jersey Milk”

  1. Danno Says:

    I think the Neilson’s Jersey Milk chocolate and Guiness diet is what the Habs need to get out of their funk.

    And it can get you onto the podiom for the Sochi Olympics in 2014:

    http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-V9qBEYUMv9o/UFs46t_70iI/AAAAAAAAAHQ/OwKN1hy8oMs/s1600/guiness.jpg

  2. Dennis Kane Says:

    Danno, I’ve sent the Guinness ad to my brother. That’s his favourite beer and I’m hoping he uses this for his desktop.

  3. Mike McKim Says:

    My expectations are low, so last night wasn’t a surprise. Bourque looks like he cares this year, a plus. Really, aside from Glenn Healy’s oral Leafgasim and Grape’s self-congratulations, it was an OK night. The Habs are skating, we have only 47 games of this stuff and the future is extremely bright. I’ll have a barley pop instead!

  4. Dennis Kane Says:

    Mike, I thought Bourque showed a little more life too. Maybe even a little less weight. I’m hoping the future is bright but I’m not entirely convinced.

  5. DarthAlexander Says:

    Jersey Milk is such a boring chocolate bar. It has no personality, is flat like hell, and reeks of sadness. The packaging is all fancy but it’s like a lonely little soul doing something to scream for attention.

    Reese’s Peanut Butter Cups however, would have guaranteed a win.

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