There Will Be No April Fool’s Joke This Year
That’s right. No April Fool’s Joke. I don’t have time for such silliness considering I have to get down to Victoria and cash in my winning lottery ticket.
So sorry folks, there will be no trickery or surprises on this April 1st. And anyway, Pamela and Penelope are pleading with me to shut the computer off and come back to bed.