Phase one of the master plan has been successfully completed. The team won last night. It’s good, it’s terrific, but it’s only the beginning. This is the entire master plan set out by the mad and handsome genius, me.
Phase two: Win tonight.
Phase three. Win on Sunday.
Phase four: Overtake the Canucks in total points and stay in front so Sandy will lose the bet and owe me.
Phase five: Win almost every game, (or every game, why not?) and make the playoffs.
Phase six: Be successful in breaking bones and tearing ligaments of Alfredsson, Heatley, Spezza, Crosby, and several others who will try to destroy the master plan.
Phase seven: Bring home the Stanley Cup. (where it belongs.)