This is the very first group shot of upcoming star (in two decades) Cameron and his linemates. The highly touted Calgarian weighs in at nine pounds and is an impressive 22 inches long. He’s a power forward/defenceman who shoots left (maybe right), and when not playing, likes to eat, sleep, and poop.
Playing left wing is Jasmyne, at 55 pounds and a lanky four feet tall. The Russians have said that Jasmyne just might be the best all-round player they’ve seen. And at right wing is Delaney, who also shoots left, but just like the Rocket, shoots left but plays on the right side. From the blueline in, nobody’s more dangerous than Delaney.
The crusty old coach is me. The grandpa. These three players love me, unlike many players who don’t love their coach. And of course I love them, unlike many coaches who don’t love their players.