From HabsWorld Forums, something to tickle your funny bone and get you out of this surly mood you’ve found yourself in after the recent and rotten performances by Les Glorieux.
“I think we can all agree that Youppi has not only lost the fans but also the locker room as well. How can the Molsons expect to turn this team around when our mascot is completely unable to motivate the players and fans? We’ve seen the quality of his cheering and dancing decline for a long while now and I for one have had enough. As long as Youppi is wearing number ‘!’, this team will never win a Stanley Cup.”
“Youppi was a terrible signing in the first place. His last team sucked and shuttered, why we would hire him is beyond me.
I say, fire the bastard right now.
Now someone is going to come in and say “who would we hire who would be any better?”.. Simple.. ice girls!”
“All the data shows that Youppi! has in fact been an above-average NHL mascot. The decibel level of children’s squeals of delight in his presence exceeds that attained by the supposedly impeccable Canucks’ mascot Fin by .078%, for instance. The boldness of his colour palette is also in the top third. The fact is that Youppi! is being made a scapegoat for deeper organizational problems, such as the inadequacy of the beer served at the Bell Centre and the crapiness of the DJ. I still say we can contend with Youppi! Stop the scapegoating NOW.”
“Youppi smells. ‘Nuff said.”
“He’s too small……………………when compared to other “power” mascots around the league!”
“I think we can all agree that his replacement should be the best candidate available at the position, not based on being francophone.”