I’m proud to announce that on Trashopolis today, they said that the Bell Centre is the cleanest rink in the league, thanks to their recycling and garbage-sorting program. Take that, TD Garden and Air Canada Centre and Scotiabank Place and all you other less-than-clean joints. You should be ashamed of yourself. Just another fine example [...]

Feels great writing that. “Habs Demolish Leafs.” Normally I leave the title for last, but I couldn’t wait tonight. And I could’ve said “Habs Blast Leafs” or “Habs Blank Leafs”, but I prefer Demolish. Even though the Torontonians hit a few posts and outshot the Canadiens 32-18. But forget about that. It’s the scoreboard that tells the tale. A big [...]

I’m not above using a picture I’ve used before, and there’s four reasons why I don’t feel bad about this: The Habs play the Leafs tonight; It’s Christmas and this is a Christmas picture; This is a beautiful picture; It’s my picture. Notice how the Leaf kids look scared of the Habs kids? The Leaf [...]

Do you know why Toronto has the league’s highest ticket prices? It’s because the Leafs are so freakin worth it. So many stars to look at in the flesh. Why, at any second you can see Jason Blake skating and shooting. Jamal Mayers will be there, so will Jiri Tlusty. And if it’s defencemen you want [...]