Stuff People Said

There’s a piece of unfinished business, and we wait for it to wrap up.

Scott Gomez.

When is it going to happen? Is it going to happen? Because as much as I’ve loved what Marc Bergevin has done so far, this chapter needs to be closed forever.

For now though – Some Stuff; (From Uncle John’s Bathroom Reader).

“I have nothing to say, and I’ll only say it once.” Floyd Smith, ex-Sabres coach.

“I’ve overcome a lot of diversity.” Drew Gooden, Cleveland Cavaliers

“Play some Picasso.” Chris Morris, New Jersey Nets player, to a pianist while trying to impress a date.”

“Most of my cliches aren’t original.” Chuck Knox, NFL coach

“The only thing that keeps this organization from being recognized as one of the finest in baseball is wins and losses at the Major League level.” Chuck LaMar, Tampa Bay Devil Rays GM

“Therapy can be a good thing. It can be therapeutic.” Alex Rodriguez

“Surprise me.” Yogi Berra, when asked by his wife where he wanted to be buried.

“Every decade has an iconic blond – like Marilyn Monroe or Princess Diana – and right now, I’m that icon.” Paris Hilton

“All of the women on The Apprentice flirted with me – consciously or unconsciously. That’s to be be expected.” Donald Trump

“If you don’t know where you are going, you will wind up somewhere else.” Yogi Berra

“If only faces could talk.” Pat Summerall, NFL announcer

“Hector Torres, how can you communicate with Enzo Hernandez when he speaks Spanish and you speak Mexican?” Jerry Coleman, San Diego Padres announcer.

“It’s a great advantage to be able to hurdle with both legs.” David Coleman, British sports announcer.

“Jose Canseco leads off the 3rd inning with a grand slam.” John Gordon, Minnesota Twins announcer.

“The offensive linemen are the biggest guys on the field, they’re bigger than everybody else, and that’s what makes them the biggest guys on the field.” John Madden, NFL announcer

“Watch the expression on his mask.” Harry Neale

Interviewer: Alright Yogi, we are going to play Word Association.
Yogi: What’s that?
Interviewer: I’m going to say a word and you give me the first word that comes to your mind when I say it. Okay?
Yogi: Sure
Interviewer: Are you ready?
Yogi: Okay.
Interviewer: Mickey Mantle.
Yogi: What about him?

3 thoughts on “Stuff People Said”

  1. Paris Hilton an icon? Really? Get over yourself honey. Ick.

    That’s like saying Gauthier is warm and friendly.

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