Sorry, JW. Can’t Do It
My friend JW in Ottawa was for years a good, solid Habs fan and then, without warning, shockingly became a Senators fan when the city got a team. Now he feels his team stinks, big guns Alfredsson, Spezza and Michalek are all injured, the goaltending situation sucks, and all in all, it’s not good right now in the Nation’s Capital.
So he wants to know if we’d trade one of our goalies to Ottawa.
Not a chance, JW. We need both. You made your bed when you deserted your old team.
And anyway, all you’ve got left to offer is Mike Fisher and Carrie Underwood.