FeedSidney Insists He’s a Big Boy
May 6, 2010 in Mario Lemieux, Montreal Canadiens, NHL playoffs, Pittsburgh Penguins, Sidney Crosby Tags: Mario Lemieux, Sidney Crosby
“I’m not a crybaby and if you say it one more time I’m going to get my daddy or daddy Mario to hit you. I’ve got two daddy’s. Hah. That’s more than you. And they’re strong. So there. And pretty soon, when I’m bigger, I’m going to get my own place and move out of daddy Mario’s place because I’ll be big and I’ll make sandwiches and stay up all night maybe and I can have cookies anytime I want and nobody will make me have a bath if I don’t feel like it. It’s gonna be fun. I think I’ll do it when I’m 30.”
May 6th, 2010 at 12:27 pm
This just in…
TSN REPORTS SIDNEY CROSBY WILL MISS GAME FOUR
Due to an injury the Penguins star centre will not play in tonight’s playoff game against the Montreal Canadiens.
Crosby has been diagnosed as having what is described as a lower-body injury.
This lower-body injury is reported to be a widespread eruption of spotty patches on Crosby’s posterior.
Also known as diaper rash.
May 6th, 2010 at 12:43 pm
Danno, it’s now being announced that Sidney’s lower body injury is improving after Nathalie Lemieux applied powder to said problem.
May 6th, 2010 at 2:25 pm
Maybe the coach will give the pr**k a time out? Why did you have to post that story? I was having such a nice afternoon not thinking about the whiny twerp.
May 6th, 2010 at 3:16 pm
isn’t 30 a little young to be moving out on your own?
May 6th, 2010 at 6:48 pm
I’m surprised Staal doesn’t smack the big baby. Staal plays with a foot sliced open and Sidney cries about a little rash and because the Habs aren’t handing him goals.
May 6th, 2010 at 9:10 pm
“Think I’m a baby? I sleep 30 minutes past curfew that Mario gives me so, ha. In your face. Where are my damn mashed peas anad carrots?”
May 6th, 2010 at 9:25 pm
Phil, poor Sidney. You’re gonna make him cry. Either it’s the big bad Habs or us being mean to him. His life sucks.
May 6th, 2010 at 9:49 pm
We’ll all stop when Sidney grows a pair, agreed?
May 6th, 2010 at 10:17 pm
Phil, I won’t stop as long as he continues to lose his cool like that. Mature superstars are beyond “complaining to the ref” stuff.
May 7th, 2010 at 6:48 pm
A guest host on the Ottawa Team 1200 made a great point about the big baby. She would have more respect for him if he’s going to continuously yap at everyone while on the ice, he should at least say something interesting when given a mic. Off the ice when on the record, he’s full of the usual boring, diplomatic, safe clichés. Many don’t like what Jeremy Roenick says, but he’s always interesting to listen to.
May 7th, 2010 at 7:12 pm
It’s true, Chris. He’s quite boring and cliche-filled. The guest host made a great point. And I enjoyed Roenick’s schtick a lot.