Random Notes From A Random Kind Of Guy

Detroit Red Wings’ goalie Chris Osgood says he can hardly wait to have a beer because he hasn’t had one in two months because of the playoffs. I know exactly how he feels, only instead of playoffs, it’s graveyard shifts.

Is there any truth to the rumour that when Penguins’ star Evgeny Malkin was awarded the Conn Smythe trophy and the team celebrated winning the Stanley Cup, his mom and dad back home put up a sign at their house that read, “If this dacha’s rockin’, don’t bother knockin’.

What’s worse, the Habs not making the playoffs, or getting swept in the first round by Boston?

I can see this leading to a problem. Molson’s has decided they want to possibly own the Montreal Canadiens, as they did for so many years before. But what if a Montreal Canadiens’ fan prefers Labatt’s over Molson’s? It’s complicated.

Sidney Crosby’s beard may someday be officially called a beard.

As far as I could see anyway, cameras during the entire playoffs, from start to finish, showed precious little of players’ wives sitting in the stands.

Patrick Roy’s son Jonathan, who has decided to become a singer, is being guided by Celine Dion’s husband, Rene Angelil. Coincidently, Celine and Rene have expressed interest in becoming owners of the Montreal Canadiens. So does this mean that somewhere down the road, Patrick and Jonathan could conceivably be running the team? Jonathan might be called upon to sing the national anthem. And then there’s that possibility that Patrick could become Mario Tremblay’s boss!

Gary Bettman, in a bid to show the world that Phoenix is indeed a hockey market, is planning the very first Phoenix Winter Carnival. Gary has admitted though, that finding a snowman mascot has been difficult because of melting. And toboggan races may not be all that exciting there.

Approximately 125 days left until hockey season.

6 thoughts on “Random Notes From A Random Kind Of Guy”

  1. The other day, I was talking to a sens fan and when I told him how I disliked the sens, he came back at me by saying that they won the same number of playoff games as the habs did this season. It hurt.

  2. So many points to ponder and so much time to do it in (: Do you think Bob will ease our collective suffering and throw us a table scrap this week? Or will seeing Vinnie at a charity BBQ tomorrow night be the highlight of my week……..oh, and then I’m of to leafland for the weekend, sigh.

  3. Moey, tell Vinny it’s great in Montreal and to take a pay cut and get his ass up there.

  4. how about that

    hi DENNIS the 2 heros from the penguins,MAXIME TALBOT et MARC-ANDRE FREURY,They would look good in a canadiens uniforme ….???

    DAN FROM THE MORNING SHIFT

  5. They would, Danny. Somehow, though, I don’t think it’s going to happen. But maybe we don’t need Fleury. Maybe Price is gonna be great!

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