Pre-Draft Pep Talk
June 22, 2012 in Boston Bruins, Kontinental Hockey League, Maurice Richard, Montreal Canadiens, Tampa Bay Lightning Tags: 2012 NHL Entry Draft, Adam Oates, Brad Marchand, Curtis Joseph, Josh Gorges, Martin St. Louis, Mathieu Darche, Mike Milbury, Nick Kypreos, P.J. Stock, Raphael Diaz
The young guys are gathering in Pittsburgh for the big Entry Draft, and I’m sure they’re a nervous bunch. What if I don’t get chosen? they ask themselves. But fear not. Mathieu Darche, Raphael Diaz, Josh Gorges, Martin St. Louis, Adam Oates, Curtis Joseph, and heck, I’ll even throw these in – Nick Kypreos, P.J. Stock, and Mike Milbury, were never drafted either. Although I can understand about the last three.
Relax, have a nice lunch, and enjoy the ride. Eat what young, healthy 19 year old’s eat. Some low-fat yogurt, a healthy sampling of fruits and vegetables, and about 17 plates of spaghetti.
Number 3 pick, whoever you are, please do this - become a star quickly and make fans rise out of their seats, couches, and honeymoon beds. Lead the team to numerous victories, don’t bolt to the KHL, play for more than just money, be prouder than proud to wear the uniform of the Montreal Canadiens, be a leader, don’t be a hot dog, punch out Brad Marchand, don’t dive, don’t get into scraps in bars, don’t gamble, try not to smoke, play tough, don’t make any illegitimate children, find time for your fans, read books about the Rocket, honor thy father and thy mother, don’t talk or spit gobs during the national anthem (tiny spit is okay), and down the road be selected to the Hall of Fame.
That’s all we ask. Good luck in Pittsburgh.