Once upon a time there were three rocks painted red with a Montreal Canadiens crest on them. They were nice rocks, clean rocks, and they kept papers from blowing away and stopped doors from closing.
They were good, honest, hardworking rocks.
Then, for some reason, the rocks began to do a poor job. Papers under them began getting loose, blowing around and scattering. Doors that were held open suddenly began closing with the slightest breeze.
The rocks just couldn’t do the job anymore. Were they too small? Did they not compliment each other? Was the owner who placed them on the papers and by the door not doing a good enough job?
The rocks are now out of sight, sitting near the basement.