Comments on: Not That Many Had Sex During The Big Game

By: Dennis Kane

Dennis Kane — Wed, 03 Mar 2010 19:43:32 +0000

Danno, I’ve been hard at work trying to find this and so far, here’s what I have. In 1972 there were 347,319 births. In 1973, it went down to 343,319.
This tells me that people were too busy watching the Summit Series to have sex. This also tells me that if they want to curb the population growth in China and India, they need a good hockey team which goes to the big game.

By: Danno

Danno — Wed, 03 Mar 2010 19:23:35 +0000

I knew it would come to this – no pun intended. Since Canadians are so good at multitasking – as Michel pointed out – can Dennis do the research and find out how many babies were born from the Paul Henderson, Mario Lemieux and (nine months from now) from the Sidney Crosby goals?

By: Michel

Michel — Wed, 03 Mar 2010 15:34:28 +0000

That’s why Canadians fuck doggy style: so we can both watch the game.
But seriously, my 20-month-old was teething like crazy on Sunday, so I spent most of the day trying to console him, carrying him back between the living room and the kitchen, tending to the lasagna sauce.
He finally settled down toward the end of the third period and fell asleep on me during OT. For the life of me, I don’t remember Henderson’s goal in ’72 (I do remember Esposito biatching for the treatment they were being given for losing, however), but I’m pretty sure I’ll remember this goal for a long time.

By: jan'scanuckhouse

jan'scanuckhouse — Wed, 03 Mar 2010 14:15:52 +0000

Keep those dreams alive Dennis……I for one participated in most of your mentioned activities….except the bar/sex festivities….the drunkeness….the Russian part and the protesting bits.

By: Dennis Kane

Dennis Kane — Tue, 02 Mar 2010 19:50:35 +0000

Or Danno, having sex in a sports bar while pretending to nap with one eye open.

By: Danno

Danno — Tue, 02 Mar 2010 19:23:14 +0000

Dennis, you also have to take into account the number of people who had sex while watching the game…