Being that this is basically a Habs/hockey blog, I’ll first mention that my doctor showed up at the ferry terminal last year with a van full of teenage girls on their way to a soccer tournament. When he saw me he yelled, “Hit it girls,” and in unison they screamed “Go Habs Go!”
I laughed heartily, but maybe you had to be there.
I was in last week for a physical and he first told me that I’m the picture of health, my cholesterol level is excellent, and I should live to be a hundred if I lose a couple of pounds.
Shockingly, which I can’t stress enough, an attractive female med student, about 25 years old and with a lovely smile, came into the room, put on a rubber glove, told me to get in the fetal postion, AND SHE GAVE ME THE FREAKIN PROSTATE/FINGER THING.
Being that he was teaching her the craft, he said he was going to do it too and wanted me to tell him if there was any difference between the way she did it and him. So I got it twice in five minutes when once in a lifetime is plenty.
My doctor kept this silly grin on his face for the rest of the visit, which also included a check of other things while she watched.
I wonder if she still thinks about me when she hears love songs on the radio.