I wanted to get Brad Marchand’s name in here but I couldn’t think of any good way, so I just stuck it in anyway.
Not liking your job? Maybe you could do this, which I found in my handy Uncle John’s Bathroom Reader.
From a 2003 Popular Science survey of lousy jobs, this was one of them:
“A Minnesota gastroenterologist, Dr. Michael Levitt, invented a breath test, and his employees’ jobs are to feed test subjects pinto beans, collect the gas that results using plastic tubing, and sniff them – as many as 100 a day – to determine the strengths of the farts.”