Did you think I was just going to let this slide?
Kids already get everything. They get driven to malls and rinks. They get their clothes and their video games bought for them. They’re cooked and cleaned for, they don’t pay bills, there’s no divorces, and they get the most presents at Christmas. They get Santa, the Tooth Fairy, and the Easter Bunny. They get all kinds of good stuff.
So how come they get this too?