I’ve had it up to here with the way kids get special treatment. The way they get to latch on to boobs anytime they want. The way they get to go out on Halloween and get free stuff. They don’t have to work, they sleep whenever they want, and they get an allowance.
I’ve even seen some of the shorter ones strolling casually around the beach with no pants on.
It’s all about them. We’re too nice to them. I think they should spend a few years in the army before they reach puberty.
Think for a moment how much you’d save on your grocery bill, all the while knowing your child is safe and sound at Bordon or Petawawa and learning how to make a bed and keep the shoes shined. And finally getting weaned off nose-picking.