Kids Get Everything

I’ve had it up to here with the way kids get special treatment. The way they get to latch on to boobs anytime they want. The way they get to go out on Halloween and get free stuff. They don’t have to work, they sleep whenever they want, and they get an allowance.

I’ve even seen some of the shorter ones strolling casually around the beach with no pants on.

It’s all about them. We’re too nice to them. I think they should spend a few years in the army before they reach puberty.

Think for a moment how much you’d save on your grocery bill, all the while knowing your child is safe and sound at Bordon or Petawawa and learning how to make a bed and keep the shoes shined. And finally getting weaned off nose-picking.

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5 thoughts on “Kids Get Everything”

  1. Marjo, I seem to remember getting some pictures, a pocket schedule, and a paper crest. I’ll bet they’d send your kids something like this if you write to them.

  2. Dennis, I think you need to get in touch with Marc Bergevin himself about not only the flag kid job but also about being stickboy.

    Marc Bergevin said: “You’re always, always, always looking to make your team better. Always.”

    Now’s his chance to make a key move to make the Habs real contenders for next season.

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