Why am I in a lousy mood on this Saturday in the middle of winter when I have a day off and I get to go to the Gary Lupul tribute game at the rink tonight and eat popcorn? Is it because the Habs lost 3-2 in overtime to the Ottawa Senators? Yep, that’s one reason.
Is it because I’m tired of writing about the team losing? You bet I am.
Is it because the Habs have lost 9 of their last 13 games? See above question.
Is it because it looks like Mike Cammalleri has done serious damage to his foot or ankle? Yep, another.
Is it because Jason Spezza walked around Hal Gill and Marc-Andre Bergeron like they were statues? Of course.
Is it because I hate Carrie Underwood’s singing and her boyfriend Mike Fisher won it for the Sens in overtime? Again, ditto.
So, because I’m in a nasty mood, I think I’ll just let off steam if you don’t mind. And who will I pick on? People who have remained quiet, thankfully, but who deserve to be picked on anyway.
Question to the mindless, low I.Q., classless freaks who in the past have torched cars, overturned police cruisers, and looted stores in downtown Montreal after the team has won a playoff series. Why would you do all that when the Canadiens win and but you now remain quiet like Tibetan monks when the team is losing on an almost nightly basis?
Not that you should be doing it at anytime but I’m curious.
I also wonder how you’ve managed to stay alive all your years without walking in front of a bus or diving off the Jacques Cartier bridge because you were hot and wanted to cool off. I just question your reasons and timing. You don’t even know when to riot.
Now repeat after me – “I-get-angry-when-the-team-is-doing-poorly-not-when-they-win-a-playoff-series.
Now go and stand in front of a bus. Or brush your tooth. Or brush your mother’s tooth.
You guys make the Trailer Park Boys look like a collection of Einsteins.
Habs host the Canucks on Tuesday. I have nothing to say about this other than the Habs host the Canucks on Tuesday.