It’s All About Good Health, People

Lawrence has come up with wonderful news and has passed it along:

Stare At Boobs For Longer Life

A rather bizarre study carried out by German researchers suggests that staring at women’s breasts is good for men’s health.
According to Dr. Karen Weatherby, a gerontologist and author of the study, gawking at women’s breasts is a healthy practice, almost at par with an intense exercise regime, that prolongs the lifespan of a man by five years.

She added, “Just 10 minutes of staring at the charms of a well-endowed female, is roughly equivalent to a 30-minute aerobics work-out.”

A five-year research on 500 men
Researchers at three hospitals in Frankfurt, Germany did an in-depth analysis of 200 healthy males over a period of five years. Half the volunteers were instructed to ogle at the breasts of women daily, while the rest were told to refrain from doing so.

At the close of the study, the researchers noted that the men who stared at the breasts of females on a regular basis exhibited lower blood pressure, slower resting pulse rates and lesser episodes of coronary artery disease.

Sexual desire linked to better blood circulation
The researchers declared that sexual desire gives rise to better blood circulation that signifies an overall improved health.

Weatherby explained the concept stating, “Sexual excitement gets the heart pumping and improves blood circulation. There’s no question: Gazing at breasts makes men healthy.

“Our study indicates that engaging in this activity a few minutes daily cuts the risk of stroke and heart attack in half. We believe that by doing so consistently, the average man can extend his life four to five years.”

In addition, she also recommended that men over 40 should gaze at larger breasts daily for 10 minutes. 

The German research is believed to be published in the New England Journal of Medicine.

8 thoughts on “It’s All About Good Health, People”

  1. Well that does it. Dennis, starting immediately, staring at big boobs along with drinking lots of beer will be a part of your strict Olympic-training program. I know this will be a big adjustment for you but it’s going to be worth it.
    We need you to be in tip-top shape for the games.

  2. I wonder how they found volunteers to avoid ogling big breasts. Men’s eyes have an auto focus and zoom feature built in. They probably walked around with their eyes closed all day. Getting hit by buses is not healthy.

  3. I think I know what happened.
    Probably the guys who were supposed to avoid ogling big breasts were served lots and lots of Kane’s Really Freaking Strong Beer.
    The side-effect of drinking KRFSB made them go blind and so the researchers then had their study group.
    All in the name of science.

  4. What the study doesn’t mention is that continual fantisising could necesitate occassional trips to the eye doctor and possible surgery. In a number of cases where prolonged staring in the presence of a spouse or boyfriend has resulted in premature death.

  5. You’re right, Beatnik. Staring can cause premature death. It’s a scientific fact.

  6. Fascinating study. Glad to know women can add 5 years to men’s health. Dennis, are you going to tell us now what REALLY caused your eye problems months ago?

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