I’m Pretty Sure Jacques Martin Would Say This

If I were to overhear an in-depth interview with new Canadiens’ coach Jacques Martin, this is what I might hear:

“I like walks in the park, chinese food, children, animals, flowers, sitting on the porch on rainy days, picnics with my family, and beating the ever-loving shit out of the Boston Bruins.”

“I love music, poetry, the smell of bacon on a Sunday morning, going for walks in the forest, quiet moments with my wife, and beating the ever-loving shit out of the Boston Bruins.” 

“I always wanted to coach the Canadiens. Even when I was in Ottawa, I was jealous of whoever was coaching there. I feel like Dick Irvin and Toe Blake are family. It’ll be the proudest moment of my life when I step behind the bench for the first time. And I can hardly wait to beat the ever-loving shit out of the Boston Bruins.”

“I really like Dennis Kane’s blog. I want my daughter to bear his children. I don’t care that he’s older than me. And did I mention beating the ever-loving shit out of the Boston Bruins?”

4 thoughts on “I’m Pretty Sure Jacques Martin Would Say This”

  1. Yes it is truly how we measure success. As long as we “beat the shit out of the Bruins” we can sleep at night knowing that the universe is unfolding as it should and that there is a God.

  2. Dennis, if owner doesn’t pan out, you have a great career waiting as their speech-writer.

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