When Steve Ott was growing up in Summerside, PEI, he would hear it all the time. “Steve,” they would say, “you can lick anybody.” And with great confidence, young Ott went out into the world and did just that.
Jeff Halpern was first given a tongue-lashing by Ott, and eventually a solid licking. “I wouldn’t do it on first meeting,” explained Ott, “but seeing that this was our fifth date, I felt I’d make the move. I’m a gentleman that way.”
Ott’s wife is now filing for divorce. “He never licked me like that,” she complained. “What’s Halpern got that I don’t have?”
“I just got the urge,” says Ott. “I’ve tried licking my teammates’ visors, but somehow it’s not the same. I guess it’s the forbidden fruit thing.”