I’m in a funk today. Do you ever get those? No? Could I have the name of your drug dealer?
The more I see autographs of modern-day hockey players, the more I want to tell them to freakin get off their lazy freakin high horses and take two seconds longer to sign their freakin name so they can be at least sort of read instead of scribbling a mess that is impossible to read except they graciously add their freakin number so people can at least have half a clue.
Millions of bucks a year and you grace your fans with a lousy scribble. Even doctors write better than that.
Did you practice this nonsense? When you were a kid at the ktichen table, did you practice how to scribble your name so no one, including yourself, could read it?
How come you do this? How come you insult your fans like that?
I hate that, you rich, pampered, scribbling assholes.