I’ve had a hard time lately. I can’t seem to find my 8×10 Scott Gomez picture that Darth sent me. I’ve looked in quite a few places – the kitchen cupboards, under the bed, the hair brush drawer, the compost heap, between toilet paper rolls, the cat food bag, in the fireplace, under the basement steps, everywhere, but it’s just not showing up.
Darth, if you’re reading this, don’t worry. I’ll find it.
Also, I was driving my car the other day around 4:30 PM and I looked at my radio clock and it said 4:30 AM, and I thought, how could this be? I must have bumped it by mistake and changed the setting. I drove for awhile longer and it bothered me, so finally I stopped, even though I was in a rush, and tried to make it PM again. I even got out the manual but nowhere in there did it explain how to adjust AM and PM. So I left it and decided to ask around.
The next day I noticed the clock was fine, and it was then that I realized that the AM was for AM radio.
For Halloween we bought a bunch of those little chocolate bars (candy bars in the states), but hardly anyone showed up so we’re left with a whole bunch. But my wife hid them on me. Is this cause for divorce? Does it say anywhere in law books that along with infidelity, different kinds of abuse, abandonment, mental instability etc, there’s also the hiding of chocolate bars? I’d like to know.