Imagine how good it’s going to feel when they win a game!
Don’t forget, they set a record for most wins in regulation to start a season when they racked up nine straight, so that helps, right?
A goal by Montreal’s surprising Daniel Carr closed the gap, but the hometown Minnesota Wild held on for a 2-1 win as the Habs’ ridiculous slump continues. And Lucifer rubs his hands with glee at his incredibly nasty joke on us saintly Habs fans.
The Canadiens have lost a lot of games lately. No need to rehash numbers.
Good. This part done. Now a fresh regrouping until Boxing Day, when it’s on to Washington to play the really good Capitals.
And with the Christmas regrouping, and some serious shit from their wives, we’ll see a new team. An upset, fed up, dried up, beat up team that will rise from the wrath of their wives and kids and dogs and neighbours and grocery store clerks and destroy Ovechkin and crew and boot the Zamboni as they leave the building.
Starting soon, they’re gonna kick this slump in the nuts. And they’re gonna start scoring.