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February 6, 2013 in Boston Bruins, Montreal Canadiens Tags: Boston Bruins, Brad Marchand
Bruins at the Bell Centre tonight. So without further ado:
Brad Marchand and his buddy are vacationing on a tropical beach, and Brad complains to his friend that he’s striking out with the ladies.
The friend tells Brad that it’s his bathing suit that’s the problem. Too big, too old-fashioned, and just doesn’t look good, the guy says.
He tells Brad that he should wear a Speedo, stuff a big potato in it, and the girls will be all over him.
Brad listens to him, agrees, and heads back to the beach in his new bathing suit, but instead of attracting the ladies, all he hears are people laughing at him.
He goes back and tells his friend that it didn’t work.
“You have to put the potato in the front,” explains the friend.
February 6th, 2013 at 10:06 am
I loved this one. It’s something I could actually see Brad doing.
I’m going to be missing this game dammit. Staff meeting. Sigh. Thank god for Canadiens Express!
February 6th, 2013 at 10:08 am
Darth, you’re gonna have to quit your job. It can’t be interfering with hockey.
February 6th, 2013 at 12:27 pm
Mr. Potato Head, aka Brad Marchand got a tattoo which reads “Starley Cup Chanpiars” after the Bruins won the cup.
http://mit.zenfs.com/206/2011/09/Marchandtat.jpg
February 6th, 2013 at 12:29 pm
Danno, that was funny. He kind of got it fixed, but anyway.
February 6th, 2013 at 1:12 pm
I will not stand for anymore Brad Marchand bashing!!!
~sits~
Keep up the good work!
February 6th, 2013 at 1:36 pm
Dave, thanks. Heh! I think the Marchand family might not like me.
February 6th, 2013 at 2:57 pm
DK, if he put it over his head that would be a wopper of a pecker!!!