Andrew Ference just got dinged $2500 for asking permission to stick his finger up our asses. No Andrew, you can’t stick your finger up our asses. Up your friends’ asses, absolutely. They might enjoy it. But not us. So don’t ask again.
Or you could stick it up your own ass. You wouldn’t need permission for that. Geez I feel sorry for his glove.
$2500 for a guy with a $2.25 million contract is nothing for the smelly-fingered defenceman. It’s a couple of nights out on the town. Or a year’s supply of finger soap.
Maybe he’d really enjoy a Travis Moen stick up his ass. Moen could make him moan.