Desharnais Called Up

Something had to be done, so 5’6″ David Desharnais has been called up from Hamilton to help an ailing team.

Because I can read minds and look into the future, I can see every person going to a game for the very first time that involves the Canadiens, saying to themselves or to the person beside them, “Wow, is that ever a small team!”

Desharnais is an inch shorter than Brian Gionta, a player so small he needs a booster chair on the bench.

3 thoughts on “Desharnais Called Up”

  1. Speaking on behalf of small guys, they can sometimes make a big difference. There is a better chance he actually has a heart than someone like Lapierre. Hopefully Desharnais plays and turns out to be another Theo. He has a lot to prove and will likely that way.

  2. Dennis, I’ve a feeling we’re not in Kansas anymore….

    First we get the Wiz.

    Then we surround ourselves with Munchkins…

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lrW-8MckS04&feature=related

    Somewhere over the rainbow the Habs will win another hockey game.

    Stay tuned.

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    Habby New Year to Dennis and to everyone who comes here to shoot the sh*t. All the best for 2011!

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  3. Not too many like Fleury, Mayo. But if can resemble slightly, that’s good. Lapierre took boxing lessons in the off-season but I guess he just doesn’t like it. He’s not exactly hammering people left and right.

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