Dear Montreal Canadiens:
Enclosed is a photo of me taken before I grew my beard. This is only to show you I have big muscles and would like to apply for tough guy fighter on the team now that Georges Laraque is no longer there. And now with Max Pacioretty and Matt D’Agostini being sent to Hamilton, there should be a spot available for me right away.
I can skate quite well but need work on my shot, although I’m sure assistant coach Muller will be willing to put in some extra time with me in this regard.
Thanks for your consideration,