Darth’s Bruins Picture
Darth was screwing around on his computer last year and made this totally unnacceptable picture of innocent Bruins players wearing knee socks and funny shorts, and if any of you Bruins fans don’t find it funny and want to bring Darth down, I don’t blame you. His address is 11 Gomez St., Shaved Head, Saskatchewan. But keep in mind, Darth is a bouncer at the Ritz Blues Bar and Eatery, was once a stuntman and bodyguard, and doesn’t take any shit.
And yes, Zdeno Chara is shorter here, which leads me to believe he wears lifts in his skates. And if he has been, this could be considered cheating and we should replay the 2011 playoffs.