Mark Streit of the New York Islanders is suffering from a groin injury. There’s no truth to the rumour he obtained this injury after playfully rolling around with the Canucks’ Sedin twins at the Cupid Motel.
Canuckleheads Jordy, Jan, Lawrence, and Sandy insist there’s also no truth to the rumour they’re part of the Manson family.
After noticing that Gordie Howe was getting 500 bucks to sign a jersey, several Canuck players decided that they too could make some extra money by selling their autographs. However, the plan was aborted after fans complained that 40 cents was too much to pay for a Willie Mitchell or Ryan Kesler autograph.
Gary Bettman has announced that sometime in the near future, the city of Vancouver will finally be getting their first NHL franchise.
A recent poll conducted in Vancouver has Harold Snepsts and Jeff Brown as the all-time best players to ever wear a Canucks jersey.