I sat with my wife in a pub, drinking beer because both Danno and Christopher suggested it was good for my bad back, and I was telling her about these young guys, on the biggest day of their lives, getting picked by NHL teams with family and friends watching with pride.
These young juniors have great hair with no grey, I explained, and my wife said she liked my hair just fine and it was nice and wavy.
Then I told her these kids work out constantly and have big muscles, and she said she liked my muscles just fine.
I then pointed out that these young kids are probably going to be rich, and she said she didn’t care that we’re not rich.
Then I said I’m not as tall as these kids, and she said that really sucked.