Columbus Comedy Club
November 3, 2010 in Brian Gionta, Buffalo Sabres, Carey Price, Columbus Blue Jackets, Montreal Canadiens, Tomas Plekanec Tags: Andre Markov, Andrei Kostitsyn, Benoit Pouliot, Brian Gionta, Carey Price, Jacques Martin, Mike Cammalleri, Scott Gomez, Tomas Plekanec
Columbus 3, Habs 0
We don’t need a fancy adding machine to keep track of Montreal’s scoring in the last two games. That would be one goal. One lousy, feeble, stinking goal.
None tonight, and of course Brian Gionta and Scott Gomez remain mired in nowhere land. These two score? Get outta here! And when it rains, it pours. Mike Cammalleri is slumping and who knows when Andrei Kostitsyn will light it up again.
Benoit Pouliot had his moment in the sun recently when he found the back of the net once or twice, but that’s probably finished now. I don’t expect much more.
All in all, nobody’s stepping up to the plate. Everyone’s gone for a coffee break at the same time. The team was quite mediocre in Columbus, and although they had chances now and again, none of it is worth mentioning because all in all, they weren’t sharp, the Jackets were sharper, and the Habs edge even closer to the dreaded five-letter swear word - “slump.”
But what about the humour? Isn’t it funny that we waited so long and impatiently for the return of Andrei Markov and the boys lose both games he’s been involved in?
And isn’t it hilarious that Brian Gionta becomes captain and proceeds to give us one goal and two assists in 12 games?
And isn’t it side-splitting when the team gives Scott Gomez 8 million clams to also score just once and add two lousy assists?
What can we say about the player we got in the trade for Jaroslav Halak? One assist for Lars Eller. Should we laugh or cry? And then there’s the back-slapping play of Mr. Spacek on the blueline?
In fact, Tomas Plekanec is the only guy I have faith in right now to not let his game go south. Because he’s too good a player for that to happen. Right, Tomas? Say it’s right, Tomas.
Carey Price played reasonably well but not well enough. I prefer the standing-on-the-head variety.
Shots on goal – 29-24 Montreal
The team doesn’t play again until Friday when they travel to Buffalo. That gives the coaches time enough to juggle the lines and come up with something better than this, which borders on ridiculous. Break up Gionta and Gomez for one thing. And does Travis Moen belong on the top line? He’s got hands of stone, get him out of there.
C’mon Jacques Martin and associates. Get this fixed pronto.
And through it all, Danno, the video professor, comes up with just the thing: