Sent from Danno, the now famous Bergevin Boogie set to music.
The guy’s got the moves. He’s like a French-Canadian Mick Jagger.
Sent from Danno, the now famous Bergevin Boogie set to music.
The guy’s got the moves. He’s like a French-Canadian Mick Jagger.
Canadiens lose 4-1 to the visiting Boston Bruins and maybe the right thing for Marc Bergevin to do is hold a seminar for the boys and invite Mike Bossy, Steve Shutt, Marcel Dionne, Phil Esposito and as many others that can be rounded up on short notice to explain how to get the puck over the goal line.
Seven goals scored in five games. Joe Malone once scored seven himself in one game.
And no matter that Peter Budaj didn’t stand on his head and happened to allow a couple of weak ones. The fact remains that he’s getting absolutely no help from his guys at the other end.
That’s four losses in five games. You’re trying our patience, team. You can stop the nonsense any time now.
The Canadiens dominated the first period, outshooting the Bruins 13-6, with breakaways by Max and Alex Galchenyuk and lots of good chances on two power plays.
But alas, no goals.
And the beginning of the end came in the second period when Jarred Tinordi got tangled up with the puck at the side of the net, and the Bruins popped their first of four on the night.
Of course the Canadiens had a chance to regroup when yet another breakaway cropped up, this one by Plekanec, but once again, a good chance squandered.
And suddenly, before you could say #*&%@#, it was 3-0 when the middle frame came to a close.
Not much else to mention. The third period saw another Bruins goal, and then DD banged one home during a scramble in the crease and all that meant was that Thomas Vanek, who was given an assist, finally got a point for his new team.
Canadiens outshot the Bruins 36-32.
Next up – Saturday, when the Senators pay a visit. Hopefully that goal-scoring seminar can be arranged before then.
As we head into tonight’s game between the Habs and Leafs, I thought that instead of only just providing the link, I’d paste this very important Habs info provided by Tim Wharmsby in CBC Sports – Hockey Night in Canada.
The situation: The Canadians have made the playoffs in two of the last three seasons, but they haven’t won a series since they advanced to East final in 2010 … Montreal general manager Marc Bergevin needs to add offence up front and some defensive depth, but in 2013, his first year at the helm of the Habs, he didn’t make any major moves at the trade deadline. After Bergevin re-acquired Michael Ryder and picked up Jeff Halpern off waivers earlier in the season, the only deadline move the Canadiens made was to trade for defenceman Davis Drewiske for a fifth-round draft choice … Most of the trade talk in Montreal has centred around what to do with looming unrestricted free agents Brian Gionta and Andrei Markov. There was a report earlier this week that Bergevin has offered Markov a one-year contract extension, but that the 35-year-old defenceman seeks a three-year deal … Since the Olympic break, the Habs have plucked three of four points in two games without their gold-medal-winning goalie Carey Price, who returned home with a lower-body injury.
Playoff hopes: 3rd in the East, six points behind second-place Boston and eight points clear of ninth-place Washington.
Schedule: 21 games remaining (nine home, 12 road)
At home: Toronto, Boston, Ottawa, Colorado, Columbus, Buffalo, Detroit, N.Y. Islanders, N.Y. Rangers.
On the road: Los Angeles, Anaheim, Phoenix, San Jose, Buffalo, Toronto, Boston, Detroit, Florida, Tampa Bay, Ottawa, Chicago.
Restricted free agents: Lars Eller, P.K. Subban, Dale Weise, Ryan White.
Unrestricted free agents: Francis Bouillon, Brian Gionta, Andrei Markov, Douglas Murray, George Parros.
No-trade clauses: Daniel Briere (no movement), Josh Gorges (limited), Brian Gionta (no-trade), Rene Bourque (modified), Andrei Markov (modified), Travis Moen (modified), Tomas Plekanec (modified).
Cap space: $6.9 million US.
On the farm: The Habs have made good use of the AHL Hamilton Bulldogs, shuttling back-and-forth players like Nathan Beaulieu, Jarred Tinordi, Louis Leblanc, Mike Blunden and Patrick Holland. Right wing Sven Andrighetto, 20, may be the next to get a shot. The Swiss forward is coming off his most productive month, with three goals and nine points in 10 games in February.
Two goals for the Habs in their two games played this weekend is a bit on the feeble side, wouldn’t you say?
A 2-1 overtime loss to Tampa Bay, and a 2-1 regulation time loss to the Winnipeg Jets.
And at the risk of stretching it a bit, before Montreal’s previous two games in beating Boston and Carolina, they had lost games by the scores of 5-0, 4-1, 5-1, and 5-3.
Yes, a bit on the feeble side. But that’s what this season is and will probably remain. Some fine games and a whack of lousy ones.
The problem is, they’re slowly inching closer to being out of the playoffs. So the whack of lousy ones needs to be less than a whack.
It’s imperative that they get their asses in gear.
We need to be patient, says Marc Bergevin. But Bergevin’s only been the GM for a short while. General managers before him told us in different ways that we needed to be patient too.
I hate the patient thing. I don’t know how to fix it quickly but I hate it anyway. Patience and bad moves isn’t supposed to mean two decades.
Being patient is for disciples of the Dali Lama. Bad moves is me on the dance floor.
And speaking of bad moves….. there was Bob Gainey, who once said “”We are extremely pleased to have acquired a player of the caliber of Scott Gomez. Scott is an elite player who will certainly contribute to the success of our team for years to come.”
The beat goes on, on and off the ice. Don’t worry, front office. We fully expect to see a powerhouse in the next few years. Until we don’t, because we need to wait just a little bit longer than a few years.
And when a few years come and go, we’ll wait a few more.
The Canadiens started slow in the first period on Sunday, which not only happens often, but just seems to me to be inexcusable.
Start slow? How come? I prefer the rarely tested “starting fast” idea.
But they did pick up steam, and in the second period, after the Jets had made it 1-0, Brian Gionta first rang one off the post and shortly after, bulged the twine to give us all hope.
But lo and behold, in the third frame, Carey Price misplayed a puck near the crease and the Winnipeggers grabbed the lead and that was that.
PK scored on his own net yesterday, and Price fumbled the ball today.
Two days, two miscues, two 2-1 losses.
Just not a good time. And now is a chance to use a tremendously creative cliche I’ve just made up and one you’ve never heard before – “we’ll take it one game at a time”.
Because on Tuesday when it’s the Flames in town, the gang might be sensational.
In fact, they might be so good, they could even score three goals.
How great would that be?
Brendan Gallagher played his heart out, worked like nobody’s business, and tussled often with Mark Stuart, who’s listed at 6’2, 213 lbs.
Some players have an abundance of heart like Gally. Others, like…….., don’t.
Flames on Tuesday, Canucks on Thursday, Carolina Saturday. Then it’s the Olympic break.
Habs lose 5-1 in Pittsburgh, and Marc-Andre Fleury and Peter Budaj, who was in relief of Carey Price, almost came to blows for some reason, and which was one of the more interesting parts of the night I suppose, along with, if you’re a Pens fan, Evgeny Malkin doing the quick step.
An even more interesting thing would’ve been a Ned Flanders goalie mask stuffed into Fleury’s smiling mouth.
It was a blowout and it’s sad. I was hoping for a bigger blowout. Something so huge, so shocking, that it might even force Marc Bergevin to panic.
Although he’s probably been trying for months to make moves but teams just aren’t all that interested in the moveable objects.
Douglas Murray, Francis Bouillon, Rene Bourque, Daniel Briere, Andre Markov, Raphael Diaz, Brian Gionta, Travis Moen, and George Parros just aren’t that popular with other teams for some reason.
It’s a head scratcher.
The team’s been ill since the beginning of December, back when it was only sort of freezing outside instead of feeling like we’re living on a friggin’ iceberg. Stores were gearing up for the big Christmas rush. The EGG line had been on fire up until then. The team had been fighting for first place in the east.
Life had been good. Then they started winning while sucking. And sucking when losing.
It’s been a walk on the mediocre side mostly since, except for that stunning and miraculous night when the team put it all together against a great Chicago team and thrilled us to no end.
It was a night to love. Brought back to another time, to years ago when the team was great, the joint was rockin’, and on a personal note, I had more hair.
But the Chicago game was then. A one time deal. We’ve cleared our eyes and heads and have come to the realization that the team needs serious fixing and management hasn’t done a thing in the fixing department.
No trades. Guys rarely brought up from Hamilton and when they are, they’re on the ice less than the anthem singer. The defence, aside from P.K., is slow and full of holes, like a pin cushion rolling along a table.
The coach can’t decide on set lines except for ones with guys who don’t deserve to be on set lines. Some play like they’re on morphine. Others have energy and take bad penalties and can’t hit the net. And the captain is shorter than Danny DeVito.
The team is sick right now, and instead of management giving it first aid, they stand nearby while the patient coughs up blood and prepares to meet its maker.
Everyone knows the Habs are in trouble. And now they play on Friday (against Detroit) which conflicts with my beer night at St. Hubert’s Chicken.
But I’ll watch it, hoping they put it all together and trick me once again into thinking they’re going good. Because the night after that, when the Caps show up, they’ll almost certainly stink again.
It’s been tough being a Habs fan for the past couple of decades.
Not all that thrilled with Michel Therrien right now, not that it matters I guess. Of course he could care less what me or anyone else thinks, aside from Marc Bergevin.
The Canadiens played like a frightened, hesitant, overwhelmed team against Philadelphia, and the one time one of them showed some fire and passion, PK Subban, who took a penalty for smacking a guy, the coach sat him on the bench for parts of the third period as punishment.
The one guy who was was actually awake and who may have helped in any sort of comeback attempt. Guys can sleepwalk, not score for fifteen games, and play like they’re hungover, but when PK shows some fire, not long after being named to the Olympic squad which means he’s one of the best of the best, he’s punished like a kid in school.
And Danno brought up a good point about Therrien not pulling Budaj for an extra attacker in the last minute. Therrien said he saw no reason, because the boys weren’t in it anyway. What kind of reasoning is that?
Mike also suggests that maybe those who thought it was wrong to bring in a coach who’d been canned once before by the team might be right after all.
Anyway, moving on. It can’t be healthy to stew for so long like this.
From the CJAD website – a backyard rink in St-Lazare, near Montreal.
Canadiens squeak one out in Tampa Bay with the help of Lars Eller connecting in the shootout and Carey Price holding the fort at the other end.
Somehow they found a way again, even though many of the guys have decided they hate scoring and never want to do it anymore. Many have gone gomezionian. The scoring on this team is drier than a vermout-less martini.
But several posts were hit if it’s a consolation of sorts. Which it shouldn’t be. A post isn’t even a shot on net.
Two big points after a week off, with rust wide awake as the boys looked discombobulated throughout. But they’ve looked discombobulated often lately so maybe we can’t blame it on rust completely.
Regardless, they won the game and that’s what we asked for before it started. So we should be happy, even though the game wasn’t great and neither was the team.
The shots were low (24-21 Tampa), and the score was low – Pleks in the second period, Martin St. Louis for the bad guys, and Eller in the shootout. But the points are high for the Canadiens – 49 – which keeps them in the thick of things, way up near the top.
Naysayers continue to wait for the Canadiens to implode and it hasn’t happened yet. These folks are getting restless.
The team isn’t imploding, they’re winning more often than not. Even when they look lousy. How can that be?
And as an extra bonus, the win also ends Tampa’s five-game winning streak!
Carey Price was exceptional again, P.K. played with some swagger, and David Desharnais showed smarts often with the puck. But the team in general continues to show very little punch around the net, goals are way too hard to come by, and I can’t help thinking that Marc Bergevin will be doing some tweaking very soon.
I just don’t see much change in the scoring situation until the GM steps in and does what he has to do.
The team needs some firepower (and a couple of other things as well), and thank goodness Carey Price is having a season to remember. Otherwise, there’d be no 49 points to talk about.
Now it’s over to the other side of Florida to meet the Panthers Sunday at 5 pm ET. Two more points, even without much scoring, would be just fine thank you very much.
We’re 32 games into the season, not all that far off from the midway point, and Daniel Briere has played in 22 of them, with a tremendously mediocre 5 goals and 5 assists thus far.
Tonight Briere returns to his former home, Philadelphia, and if he doesn’t show zip and goes through the motions like we’ve mostly seen so far, then maybe it’s time to give up on the guy and say yes, this was a mistake signing and Marc Bergevin, as smart as he is, wasn’t so smart on this one.
Briere’s older (36), slower, and lacks the good hands he once had. But all we’re asking is a touch of the old good hands. Especially against his former team, on a night when his brand new team needs an important rebounding after having their bums kicked by the L.A.Kings.
It should be an emotional night for Briere. Surely he’ll play with passion.
Or maybe not.
It’ll be interesting to see.
Danno passes along this story about Jaromir Jagr being interested in playing with the Habs because he’s always wanted to play for them and as a bonus he’d get to play with fellow countryman Tomas Plekanec – Jagr Interested.
Gimme a break. He says he’s always wanted to play for the Habs only because he’s a free agent and he’s hoping to earn a couple more million before he rides off into the sunset.
Ain’t it funny how all of a sudden old guys looking for work have always loved the Habs and would so much love to play for them. What a bunch of baloney. And he’s 41 years old.
Please Mr. Bergevin, don’t do this.
Just when I was about to do nothing, I get word from Danno that the Habs have signed big and tough George Parros, who happens to stand 6’5″ and weighs 228.
Okay other teams, try screwing around with our small guys now.
This is a signing I like. We’ve got ourselves a mean machine.
Just when I was feeling down, I’m up again. Kind of like the elevators in Toronto when elevator tech Mike Williamson was on strike.
If Parros does thing properly, in other words, the opposite of Georges Laraque, the Habs could be a force to be reckoned with come playoff time.
Hip hip hooray! Bring on the season!