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Breakfast Of Champions

November 17, 2012 in Maurice Richard, Montreal Canadiens Tags: , , , ,

With my busy life I need to start my day right. That’s why I go for Rocket Flakes and a couple of DK Really Freaking Strong Beers. It’s a filling, nutritious and delicious combination, packed with seven essential nutrients and 40% alcohol content, and it gets me ready to greet the day with a big smile on my face.

Yes folks, Rocket Flakes and DKRFSB. Do your body, and your mind, a favour.

Cue the jingle:

“Rocket Flakes tastes really good,
Packed with vitamins, as it should.
Forget the milk, just add Kane’s beer,
You’ll be a breakfast pioneer.
Rocket Flakes, Rocket Flakes, Rocket Flakes.”

Flakes and beer. Now that’s a power play!

 


2 Responses to “Breakfast Of Champions”

  1. Derry Says:

    Hey Dennis,The only powerplay you’ll get out of that is when you sit down for your morning dump,it will shoot out like a rocket.

  2. DarthAlexander Says:

    Talk about a balanced breakfast. All that’s missing is a cigarette for dessert.

    I’m anxiously awaiting your commerical on tv. This is money!

    Derry’s comment is a riot.

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