Best Stick Boy In League Signs On Dotted Line

Highly sought after free agent stick boy Dennis Kane has been signed by the Montreal Canadiens to provide that much needed speed on the bench in providing sticks to players on the fly.

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2 thoughts on “Best Stick Boy In League Signs On Dotted Line”

  1. I’ve read that Cammy sometimes changes sticks up to 6 times a game depending on how they “feel”. Hope you’re getting compensated appropriately for that kind of stressful work, Dennis.

  2. Geez, Tyg. If Cammy goes through that many sticks, I may need either a helper or a raise. That would be very stressful.

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