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February 25, 2012 in Florida Panthers, Montreal Canadiens Tags: Academy Awards, Oscar
Don’t forget, the Canadiens and Panthers game begins slightly early on Sunday, at 5 pm EST, or 2 pm where I am.
It’s also Academy Awards night. I tried for a punchline here using the Habs and Oscar but it didn’t happen. Maybe if they were winning I’d try harder.
February 26th, 2012 at 12:27 am
The In Memorium portion of the Oscar broadcast will be sponsored by the Montreal Canadiens since our season is dead as well.
We could have a special awards ceremony to celebrate our season:
Best lame excuse for coughing up the puck that lead to a game-winning goal for the other team.
Best excuse as for why some players only score once in a blue moon.
Best straight-faced lying player praising Gomez and his contributions.
Best lame excuse as for why the other team won when obviously ours didn’t show up.
Best missed net by a forward.
Best missed net by a defenceman.
Best worst goal let in at the worst possible time.
Best facial tick that implies impending madness for Randy Cunneyworth.
Best least-passionate appearance for a crucial game.
Best pass across the ice that was stolen that lead to a breakaway that led to a goal against us.
Best game we should have won easily but didn’t.
February 26th, 2012 at 5:50 am
And the best impression of Prince Charles on ice goes to……….
Tomas Kaberle
February 26th, 2012 at 8:44 am
And the Oscar for highest cameras in the league – the Bell Centre.
Best laughing and smiling – Scott Gomez
Best trick – Kaberle stealing my one year old grandson’s hockey stick when no one was looking.
Best impression of Rip Van Winkle – Andre Kostitsyn
Best con job – A beer brewery selling their beer for 10 bucks.
Best disaster movie – Putting these guys in the honoured sweater of the Montreal Canadiens.
February 26th, 2012 at 8:59 am
Danno, as strong as Prince Charles but nearly as strong as Camilla.
February 26th, 2012 at 3:13 pm
All the big-wigs are in attendance. I suppose a last hurrah to their ineptness, inability to judge talent, and short-sightedness with trades and free agency. Or to celebrate Gomez’ contract extention…
February 26th, 2012 at 4:14 pm
What happened to that scrappy team that was in Buffalo a few weeks?
February 26th, 2012 at 6:15 pm
Damn, I will still have to goto van-habs game in 12 days. But i’ll be damned if I’m wearing my habs jersey or my hat. I’ll wear my Fairwinds Glof Club hat. If I ear my jersey, I’m gonna bring a paper bag. So embarrassing. I wonder how the players feel? I wonder if their parents are proud of this sorry sack of shits. I hope PG unloads at least 5-10 of these losers.
February 26th, 2012 at 8:32 pm
And did u see weiss give it to PB after his goal. Pathetic our D-men didnt have the balls to take him down. Glad I have never played on any soccer teams as heartless as this. Even someof my losing teams had more heart and energy than these men.