And The Winner Of The Big Contest Is……….

A big thanks to everyone who entered the contest to win 75 bucks at by completing the sentence, “The Leafs suck so bad…..” They were all great, creative, and funny, and you should be proud of yourself. And if any Leaf fans were offended, then all they have to do is have a Habs suck contest.

I put all the names in a hat, my wife put on a white glove, and she drew the name. And the winner is…………………………………..DANNO!

Congratulations Danno!

Here’s Danno’s entry: The Leafs suck so bad they’re just like my artificial Xmas tree. Back in the basement every year by January


8 thoughts on “And The Winner Of The Big Contest Is……….”

  1. Congrats danno,

    But I’m pretty upset I missed this.

    PS. my hometown peewee hockey team, the hudson/rigaud/st-lazare huskies, won the Mark Messier “Bring home the cup” contest last year. But I didn’t go and see it

  2. Dennis, Such a formal ending to a great contest. You and Mrs. Kane could teach the NHL a thing or two.

    When you get a big promotion, I’d like to be on the suspension committee. I think a few whacks to repeat offenders at their heads and knee caps will prevent any further offenses. Please!

  3. You got it, Diane. You’re on the suspension committee. I know you’ll be great at it. You may be my best employee. Thanks.

  4. First of all, I want to thank the members of the Academy for this unbelievable honour.

    I am so blessed to have my family here tonight. My mother and my father are here. And I just want to say thank you so much for everything, for being so proud of me. It didn’t matter if I was making my bed or making a Leaf joke. They never hesitated to say how proud they were of me. And that means so very much to a child. So thank you, Mom and Dad.

    And a big thank you goes out to Dennis Kane and to all the people who helped make this Leaf joke contest such a big success and such a wonderful and magical experience. I would also like to thank Reese Witherspoon. Reese, without your help this acceptance speech would not have been possible.

    I also want to thank the all the other nominees: jan’scanuckhouse, Christopher Cordahi, Phil, Bryan, Tony, Derry, Robert Rice, Lefty, Mike Williamson, Diane S, Dishonest John and “d”. I hope I didn’t miss anyone…

    In conclusion, (My God time flies. I can hear the band playing already!) I would like to leave you all with this final thought:

    The Leafs suck so bad, there are no actual photographs of the Leafs winning the Stanley Cup. Only cave drawings.

  5. Congratulations Danno, your entry was a deserving winner, unlike some of the cheesy ones written by yours truly.
    When you won, I hope someone like Halle Berry or Reese Witherspoon was available to plant one onto.

  6. Congrats Danno…awesome acceptance speech. I also am upset that I missed out on winning this contest…there really isn’t much a Canuck fan can buy with $75 tho’ …cuz when your team is having a great season, nothing comes easy nor cheap. Go Canucks Go!
    Dennis, can I also be on the suspension committee? I think I’d also be an asset….

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