With apologies to all the husbands of the world, but I’m the best one, as witnessed by my winning of this lovely Oscar.
And why am I the best husband? Because I take my wife to Hollywood, wine and dine her, open doors for her, show her the sights and sounds, and take her to places where murders and drug overdoses happened.
I’m the best husband because my wife Luciena today got close to the big Hollywood sign, saw John Travolta’s star on Hollywood Boulevard, went into the Kodak Theatre where the Academy Awards are held, and I bought her some nice chicken and rice in an outdoor cafe on Sunset Strip as convertibles rolled by.
I’m sorry husbands, but you need to pick it up a notch with your wives, otherwise I’m going to just keep winning Oscars.
The evening on the Sunset Strip was capped by enjoying a bunch of bands at the Viper Room, a rock club once co-owned by Johnny Depp and which was also the scene of a fatal drug overdose by actor River Phoenix.
Below, a drink menu I swiped at the Viper Room. I don’t understand it. We got in free and the price of beer was normal. But have a look at their prices for bottles of liquor: