Almost Not Small
May 15, 2013 in Alex Galchenyuk, Alexei Emelin, Brendan Gallagher, Brian Gionta, Buffalo Sabres, David Desharnais, Lars Eller, Marc Bergevin, Montreal Canadiens, Rene Bourque, Sidney Crosby, Tomas Plekanec Tags: Brandon Prust, Brendan Gallagher, Brian Gionta, David Desharnais, Francis Bouillon, Jarred Tinordi, Lars Eller, Mike Cammalleri, Nathan Gerbe, Rene Bourque, Scott Gomez, Sidney Crosby
Marc Bergevin says the the team is too small. Tomas Plekanec says it isn’t.
I’ll settle this.
They’re too small. But almost not.
There are only two small guys on the Habs – Brian Gionta and David Desharnais, both standing at 5’7. They’re the two who make the team seem small. Without them, the subject wouldn’t even come up.
Francis Bouillon is small on paper, 5’8, but by all accounts is stronger than strong, so he doesn’t count. He’s probably stronger than three-quarters of the guys in the league who stand a foot taller.
Brendan Gallagher is 5’9, but we know what he’s like. There aren’t many around the league, tall or not, that I’d rather have. He’s big. The size chart just doesn’t say so.
Tomas Plekanec isn’t big, and he isn’t small. He’s 5’11. Guys like Pleks are perfect. Speedy and talented and not shrimps. They don’t count when you say a team is big or small. Sidney Crosby is the same height as Plekanec.
This isn’t the smurfs anymore. Gomez is gone, Cammalleri too. There were just too many smaller guys all bunched together once upon a time. But that was then. Rene Bourque, a good-sized power forward at 6’2, helped change the dynamics when he and Cammalleri switched cities.
Guys like Prust and Max and Tinordi and Eller and others are miles from being small. Even young Alex Galchenyuk is 6-1.
It’s a bigger team now. And fast and slick and talented. Fire-wagon hockey. Beautiful.
It’s just the two little guys, that’s all. In warmups, the team looks small because of these two. It’s like the wee guy in Buffalo – Nathan Gerbe at 5’5. That’s too small. Everything’s out of whack when you see a little bugger like that skating around.
We don’t need to be huge. I prefer a slightly smaller and swift skating variety, like we have now. Just a couple of tweaks, nothing serious, and maybe people will stop saying the team is too small. Cause they’re not. Two guys are causing an optical illusion.
Plekanec and the GM are both right. The team is small and it’s not. A slight change, and all’s right with the world.